Hi there, I'm Scott, I'm single, I'm cool and other egotistical things here. Oh yeah, I also like to use obscenities alot.

Don't be coming to me preaching about originality, uniqueness and randomness. You're about as original as the next fuck-up trying to be 'different'. Get a fucking hobby.

I also have no fucking time or sympathy for anyone who wants to, attempts to or does kill themselves. Don't be such a fucking quitter, you lame ass motherfucker.

I'm really hard to get along with, I do hold grudges, I wont change my views for jack and I really don't give a shit if you hate me and call me names, I'm sure I'll be to live with it.. So get bent.

If you can get to know me and accept me for what I am and all that crap, then go you. All should be cool.

I'm currently at Newcastle College 'studying' (Owning) Graphic Design but I also engage in a little bit of freelance design on the side.

Now, go judge and all that shit. Please!


I like:

* Going fast
* Milk/Milkshake
* Sherbet
* Fizzy apple laces
* 2x Double Cheeseburgers
* Loud music
* Free stuff
* Money
* Mint flavoured things
* Banana flavoured things
* Coffee flavoured things
* Coffee
* Baileys
* Ginger cake
* Toasted tea cakes

I dislike:

* Ignorance
* Blatantly fake excuses
* Being let down (Often linked to the above said)



I would like to meet you, if you..

are;

* female
* under the age of (about) 22
* at the age of 16 or over
* hot
* straight (Or you will let me watch/Join in)
* NOT BIG FAT N UGLY
* a non-smoker
* rich
* generous
* kind
* forgiving
* honest
* accepting

have;

* 2 eyes
* 2 ears
* a nose
* a mouth
* hair on your head
* 2 arms
* 2 legs
* bones
* skin
* all bodily organs

can;

* speak fluent English
* spell
* walk
* see
* hear
* smell
* cook

All of the preceding plus other chauvinistic things.
I apologize in advance for being very vague.

Graphic Design, Pool, Snooker, Grafitti, Photoshop, Illustrator, All kinds of music, BMXing, Motorbikes, Retro gaming

Alien Ant Farm, Arctic Monkeys, Avenged Sevenfold, Beach Boys, Black Sabbath, Bullet for my Valentine, Carcass, CKY, Daft Punk, Deep Purple, Evanescence, Franz Ferdinand, Funeral for a Friend, Genesis, Gorillaz, Guns N Roses, Hard-Fi, Hypocrisy, Iron Maiden, Jamiroquai, Killswitch Engage, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Madness, Maxïmo Park, Michael Jackson, Nickelback, Outkast, Panic! At The Disco, Phil Collins, Placebo, Queen, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Still Remains, System of a Down, The Killers, The Prodigy, The Sex Pistols, The Strokes, Thin Lizzy, Trivium, Wu Tang Clan, Xploding Plastix

Snatch, Fight Club, The Matrix, Pulp Fiction

The Mighty Boosh, Hustle

The Pool Players Handbook, Ronnie by Ronnie